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Do you
qualify?

Eight questions, about two minutes. You'll know the answer before you send anything — this page checks you against my criteria as you go, and tells you straight either way.

Nothing is stored on any server and nothing is sent anywhere until you press the button at the end.

First, who are you?

Your real name — this goes straight to my WhatsApp, so I'd like to greet you properly.

What's your education?

I'm strict on this one, and I'll tell you why honestly: the programme moves fast and involves a lot of reading, writing and client communication in English. Below intermediate, people struggle and I'd be taking your money knowing that.

Do you have a laptop or computer?

Not negotiable, and not snobbery. You cannot build an Upwork profile, write proposals, or deliver client work properly from a phone. It doesn't need to be new or fast — it needs to exist and to be yours to use daily.

How's your internet?

You'll be on calls with me and eventually on calls with clients. My internet in Kot Addu died every time it rained for two years, so I genuinely understand — but you need something workable.

How many hours a week can you really give this?

Be honest, not optimistic. I would rather you tell me 10 real hours than 40 imaginary ones. People who overestimate here are the ones who quit in week three feeling like failures.

The honest one.

This programme involves sending pitches into silence for weeks before anything comes back. No shortcut exists. Which of these is actually true for you?

What are you drawn to?

No wrong answer, and you can change it later. I just want to know where your head is.

Last one. Why now?

Two or three sentences. Where you are, what's stuck, what you've already tried. This is the part I actually read first — a real answer here moves you to the top of my list.